Wuhuh! Wuhoh! Whoaooooooooooooh!

Do you know what the worst thing is about working a day job? Customers who think it's okay to order out but tip less than $5. If you didn't know that before, you do now. Okay, if it's a small order that's very close to the store, then maybe you can get away with $4 or even $3, but only if you just lost your job and don't know how to cook.

Now the second worst thing about a day job is having to listen to the radio, top-10 Christian radio hits on repeat. Now I'm a Christian, not a very good one, mind you, but I try. However, few things make me question my salvation more than the murderous rage I experience whenever some musician tries to substitute a repetitive combination of the subverbals 'wuh' and 'whoa' for legitimate song lyrics.

Now I'm not a musician, but even I know that's just lazy. I'm not sure who told everyone in pop music that this was okay. I wonder if they get together and laugh about it behind our backs. Maybe it's like The Cat Game from Super Troopers. Maybe they have a bet going as to who can get away with the greatest percentage of half-assed gibberish in their hit song. Or maybe it's just something the record labels force artists to do in order to keep them from getting too uppity. Whatever the reason, I hate it.

And seriously, what's the deal with Top 10 Hit stations anyway? The whole point of hiring a DJ is that they are supposed to know a thing or two about music. They can play the hidden gems that you might have missed up until then. Instead, they're forced to repeat the 10 allegedly-most-popular songs every hour. My Spotify playlist has more variety than that.

Anyway, that's my rant for the day. Take care of yourselves out there and be safe, don't listen to the radio.